HEY! I have made technological progress in the last two weeks.
Before June 17th, I could access email and facebook with great speed, and unsurpassed frequency.

Now, as of June 26th, (my 20th anniversary) I can do the following:
#tweet @GMusicT2
follow a twitter account #starsareboring
create and edit (a little) in a blog #whogavemeavoice?
share things into a cloud storage device #dropbox
start a google site through the portal #kari
edit my VCM MME portfolio #woot!
found out I have 47 email messages at gmail I never knew existed #20secondsago
create a google calendar #nodates
add said calendar to my blog #noneed
move documents from dropbox to my blog #nadaimportante

and after all that I still prefer to surf facebook and email.  #lovetheoneyourwith